Decisions of a normal 18 yr old on a Saturday night: Do i want to go to this party or this party? Bud light or Corona?
My Decisions on a Saturday night: Do i want to watch the History Channel, NCIS, or Ghost Adventures?

Headphones rules.

No headphones = You can talk to me.

One headphone = You can talk to me if I like you.

Two headphones = Fuck off.

(Source: doomriff, via whitelies-stillmakeyou-a-liar)